buy your mom flowers on mother’s day so she can watch them die like all her hopes for you
harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”